1. Which of these statements most accurately describes your mood at this moment?
a) I feel sad.
b) I feel agitated or restless.
c) I feel worn out.
d) I feel I’ll never be the same.
2. When you think of your country, which statement most accurately describes your sentiments?
a) I am hopeful for our nation.
b) My fellow citizens puzzle me.
c) I am skeptical about our future.
d) All of the above.
e) None of the above.
3. Why do you worry all the time? Choose the BEST answer.
a) Because I live alone.
b) Because we have to live together.
c) Because I’m bored.
d) Because no solution exists.
4. If one day you ran into yourself, a different but identical you, a you without the interference of having lived and grown up with you, what would be the first thing you would do?
a) I would not recognize me.
b) I would pretend not to see me.
c) I would tell myself a joke.
d) I would admit that awkwardness is the only thing I’ve ever known.
5. If poetry were a sound much like the brilliance of a star reaching from billions of years in the future, which statement below accurately describes the light show you call this time in space?
a) The silent play of luminance and blindness, shadows and sunburns.
b) The irregular slap of my feet finding balance while standing on a sinking boat.
c) Rain showers falling across the surface of the darkest river, the coldest lake.
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